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Yu-Gi-D’oh!
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Customer: "You need to refund my money!"
We told her that was a hard NO.
Customer: "My son went to the bank, took several hundred Euros out of his savings account, and spent it on Yu-Gi-Oh!"
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Please Tell Me Where This Was So That I Never Eat There
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Trainer: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Cleaning and disinfecting the nozzles on the soda machine."
Trainer: "Why?"
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Don’t Teach Emotional Support Dogs How To Lie!
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Manager: "Sorry, ma’am, only service animals are allowed inside."
Customer: "He is my emotional support animal!"
Manager: "If he’s trained for a task related to a disability, then he’s a service animal. Otherwise, I’m afraid he can’t come in."
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H2-Slow, Part 32
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Me: "Hello. My name is [My Name] and I am at [My Address]. I have no water."
City Worker: "Yes, I see that you called to turn the water off."
Me: "I can assure you that I did not call to have the water turned off."
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'He ‘wont’ let me adopt a cat because of this argument about a dog that’s not even on the agenda in
This devoted cat lover has always found comfort and joy in the company of animals. Having grown up with pets, being around them feels like second nature. Now, even as an adult, she spends most of her week at her mom's house just to be near her family's furry companions. It's part of her happiness. Her boyfriend, while also raised with pets, doesn't share the same deep love for them. After six years together and three years of living together, they're facing a furry fork in the road.
She wants to adopt an adult shelter cat, a specific one she's waited six weeks for. But her boyfriend insists it's not the right time because he wants a dog "someday." There's no timeline for this imaginary pup, just a vague future bark blocking a very real purr now. She's tried reasoning, but he won't budge, leading to tension growing and full-on arguments breaking out.
Now she's torn between staying in a relationship where she feels unheard and unfairly compromised, or walking away. With the cat finally available and her partner unwilling to budge, she's wondering if it's time to stop pawsing her dreams and put herself first.
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First Day Job Exposure
Other Employee: "[Manager], can you come and speak to this guy in the fitting rooms? Well… I mean, a guy who refuses to use the fitting rooms?"
Manager: "Is it another exposure situation?"
Other Employee: "Yeah, he's saying 'trying things on should be free-range'."
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20 Funny Memes Toeing the Fine Line Between Purrfect Pets and Pawffense
The eternal feline question: to pet, or not to pet? That is the purrplexing question. One moment your cat is flopping dramatically on your lap demanding attention, and the next you're being smacked for daring to touch the royal floof. It's emotional whiplash with whiskers.
Cats live by their own rulebook, one they rewrote while sitting on your keyboard. Tail flick? Might mean "pet me." Might mean "pet me and I sue." Head boop? Definitely a green light. Belly up? That's a trap. Do not engage. Some cats want the scritches 24/7. Others act like you've insulted their lineage if you so much as glance in their direction.
Then there's the timing. Stop petting too soon? Betrayal. Stop petting too late? That's attempted murder, apparently. The line between love and claws is razor-thin and covered in fur.
Still, we live for those moments of pure purrfection. A slow blink, a soft purr, a gentle nuzzle. When your cat decides, on their terms, that you are worthy of affection? That's not just love, it's a meowgical experience.
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The Opposite Of A Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy
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Mechanic: "Sorry, mate, but we're fully booked, and we're going on holiday on Friday. I can probably fix your problem in an hour or three, and I have the parts, but we just can't fit you into the schedule. It's impossible."
Me: "I understand. I really do. It's just... I really hoped you could've helped me; you were my last hope."
Mechanic: "Why? I'm no Kenobi."
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23 Mood-Boosting Cat Memes for the Pawnderful People Who are BFFs With a Cat
We're not sure how to break it to you, but we'll do it bluntly, so the pain will not drag on. Here we go: Cats are the best animals ever. Yes, we stand by this fact with full conviction.
Cats are better than quokkas, the seemingly happiest animal on the planet - just because a smile is stuck on your face like a Barbie, doesn't make you so happy. Cats are better than dogs, who wag their tail naively at anyone within a 1-mile radius of them - being that trusting isn't a good sign. Cats are better than sharks, because even if sharks are peak-evolution, prime predators, they can't enjoy a sunbeam like cats do.
So, of course cats are the best. And this is why cat memes are the best. Where else can you find online content that reflects all that's best about cats other than in cat memes? Let's enjoy some fabulous feline funnies to celebrate how cats are better than… anything, really.
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Sick stray kitten sits alone on a concrete step until someone notices her, until a wholesome couple
As long as their are wholesome hoomans out there who are willing to save stray cats in need, we're going to keep writing about them and giving them the awwpreciation they deserve.

This cute kitten, 'Nisa', went from sick street stray to queen of the sheets. She had it rough in the beginning. In fact, they didn't even know if she was going to make it! She waited in the same spot for someone to notice her, just hoping for some help. One meowrning, it came to her in the form of a kindhearted couple. They admit below that they weren't even looking for a cat, but when the CDS knocks, you answer.
They gave Nisa a second chance at life, and she's taking full advantage of it by adventurously exploring her new home, loafing on countertops, and sleeping in between her pawrents every night. We're pawsitively sure she knows she won the lottery. Read through Nisa's full recovery story by scolling down!
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‘This feels like malpractice’: Cat parent suspects vet error after they go for a post-op checkup to
Eventually, we all have to take our pets to the vet for one reason or another.

Sometimes, it's for something serious, and other times, it's because your cat had to go #2 and just didn't want to. That was $600 down the drain.
Every time you go, though, you want to think that the vet has your best interest at heart. They are meowdical professionals. They went through 8 years of grueling studies in order to get their license. They are still human, however. They can also make mistakes. You just have to hope it doesn't happen to you or your purrfect pet.
When it does happen, though, it tends to be expensive. The cat mom in this post was told her kitty needed to have dental surgery, and when they went in for a post-op checkup, a different vet said that the surgery shouldn't have been done in the first place! On top of that, they have no record of the surgery happening, even though it clearly did. Read more below!
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A State Of Annoyance
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Our office has a new transfer from another site. He's pretty smart, but also arrogant and obnoxious and always has to be the smartest guy in the room.
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Tac-OMG He Did It Again
Father: "I'll get a [specialty burger from our regular menu]. Side of onion rings instead of the fries."
Me: "Oh, sir, unfortunately, we're only serving the Taco Tuesday menu tonight. We don't have any burgers on Taco Tuesday."
Father: "Hmm. I don't like tacos, so what are we going to do about that?"
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When They Impale Themselves On The Point
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I see a customer walk in and destroy an entire tower of folded sweaters to look at one at the bottom in the XXL size. He rejects it almost immediately and then does the same to another tower. That’s fine, whatever. It’s annoying, but it’s part of the job; some customers will be inconsiderate like […]
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12-year-old senior cat 'Capri' falls paw-first in love and adopts corgi puppy 'Tofu', now the two re
Congratulations on making it to Wednesday, fam. You either arrived today hopeful about finishing the rest of the week with pawsitivity, or you're here with us in a grumpy mewd and need some wholesomeness to get through this midweek slump. On days like today, we feel like a cantankerous senior kitty that wants nothing more than just to eat and sleep all day (that's not so different from other days, but that's another story…). But not all senior cats are terrifyingly testy, most are purrfectly sweet, like the one in the story below!
Meet Capri, a 12-year-old senior cat who got a surprise one day from her pawrents… one she didn't ask for. The present was a puppy, and at first, she wasn't so sure how to feel about it. But, she softened, and adopted the corgi puppy like her little brother, and now they refuse to take naps unless they're cuddling together. The pictures of them are pawsitively bursting with cuteness, so scroll down to see them for yourself!
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They’ll Be Talking About THAT Around The Illegally-Purchased Water Cooler Tomorrow!
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Me: *Asking around.* "Does anyone know who purchased this? Is there a reason why it didn't go through IT?"
Nobody claims it. I do some research and find the person. When I ask her:
Coworker: *Defensive and giving me attitude.* "There's nothing that says I can't buy this!"
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'I got tricked into adopting a sick cat': Person adopts 11-year-old cat which the rescue claimed to
Here at ICHC, we always talk about how it's the cat that adopts the human and not the other way around. We talk about how you don't really get a choice in the matter very often. You walk into a shelter, thinking that you're going to adopt a kitten only to end up with a fluffy senior feline instead. You adopt a regular cat only to find out that she is pregnant and end up adopting her kittens as well. And like the person in this story, you think you're adopting a regular, healthy senior feline only for it to not turn out quite that way.
It's expensive to take care of a sick cat, we know, but we do it anyway, because they are ours, and we love them, and we are willing to do anything for them. But when it's a cat that you just adopted, when you weren't prepared for the responsibility, it could be hard. But it doesn't make it any less true - this cat has clearly adopted you, and that means that there is going to be a way to deal with anything that happens.
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