Can you imagine being a cat? A hissing house prince or princess, reigning over your domestic kingdom from the top of your cat tree, or looking outside the borders and ekekeking at these invader birds. Being a cat means you get to nap whenever you want, wherever you want, and nobody's going to tell you anything about it. They'd even take pictures of your magnificence while you snooze, because they adore you so much. As they should. Because you are a cat, and cats need to be worshipped. Daily.

And in a day like this, the play pretend of becoming a cat has some other advantage - cats aren't aware of Mondays. "Monday? Don't know her. Let me plop myself on the nearest pillow and take a nap. I'm unemployed and always will be." That's just one of the many perks of being a cat. But, alas, we are mere hoomans. But cats? Cats will always be cats. And that's exactly why we love them so much. Why we adore them. Why we borderline worship them.

Hey, look at that… you forgot about Monday for a second. Not just as a concept - it's Monday right this very meowing moment. But the talk of cats made you forget for a second, and bask in the thought of floofy feline friends. And that's simply meowgical on a Monday.

Every once in a while, the CDS will manage to surprise us. Truly. And we keep thinking that we have heard it all, that no kitten delivery story could surprise us ever again. We thought that after hearing stories of cats falling through windows into people's houses and straight into their hearts, or stories about people adopting kittens via a Starbucks drive-through, and endless stories of cats just… walking into people's homes and getting adopted without question - we thought that we have seen it all, but alas, we have not. 

Apparently, some kitties have learned to knock. Really, we should be saying thank you about that. Maybe it's a good thing for them to learn how to walk. At least that way, they might stop walking directly into our homes without asking for purrmission. They would at least warn us first. They shouldn't worry though. Knocking will not stop us from adopting them right away and with no questions - just like the person in this story has proved. 

Another weekend is coming to a close, and goodness, we are so not ready yet. That's fine though. There's still time. We have an entire Sunday ahead of us to focus on the things that matter. And the things that matter… are not being productive, are not spending time with friends and family, are not going out and working out. No, that is all secondary to the things that matter most to our mental health, and those things include a whole lot of cat memes. 

That is why every single week, we bring you a brand new collection of not just any funny cat memes, but the best cat posts and memes and stories straight from the depths of Twitter. It's a good thing that it takes only a couple minutes to go through a list like this, honestly. That way, once we have the things that actually matter out of the way, we can focus on all those secondary things. Or, we could just look at even more cat memes instead.