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Sparkly Vampires??!! @_@
Mar. 9th, 2009 01:35 pmHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASPS*HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen! >_< Who thought that was a good idea??!! I mean come on! Two hundred years of accepted vampire mythology has been horribly skewed. What was that author thinking?! I am so glad I never wasted my money on those books, or the movie. And I'm only 54 minutes in! I shall update when I finish watching it. Though I don't forsee it getting any better.
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update: VENOM????!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???? Venom? I mean come on, what are they snakes? Bees? scorpions??? What the fuck!!!
Aside from the fact that he's not that hot. And he should have burned to death in the freakin' sunlight!!!!!! GOD! Also, no fangs?? How are they supossed to bite somebody? Human incisors are not that sharp. at least mine aren't. Are yours? Could you take a chunk out of somebody with very little effort? And why, oh why would you keep going to high school? WHY????!!!! All of them looked old enough to pass for college at least!
*sigh*
Dracula and my lovely Lestat & Louis must be rolling over in their coffins. Because they burn in the sun. They do NOT sparkle for God's sake.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASPS*HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen! >_< Who thought that was a good idea??!! I mean come on! Two hundred years of accepted vampire mythology has been horribly skewed. What was that author thinking?! I am so glad I never wasted my money on those books, or the movie. And I'm only 54 minutes in! I shall update when I finish watching it. Though I don't forsee it getting any better.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
update: VENOM????!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???? Venom? I mean come on, what are they snakes? Bees? scorpions??? What the fuck!!!
Aside from the fact that he's not that hot. And he should have burned to death in the freakin' sunlight!!!!!! GOD! Also, no fangs?? How are they supossed to bite somebody? Human incisors are not that sharp. at least mine aren't. Are yours? Could you take a chunk out of somebody with very little effort? And why, oh why would you keep going to high school? WHY????!!!! All of them looked old enough to pass for college at least!
*sigh*
Dracula and my lovely Lestat & Louis must be rolling over in their coffins. Because they burn in the sun. They do NOT sparkle for God's sake.
