They’re The Seoul Survivor

Sep. 21st, 2025 05:55 pm
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Boss: "Hey, Chinese guy! Can you grab me that box cutter from the back?"
Coworker #1: "He’s Korean."
Boss: "Yeah, yeah. Korean, Chinese, all the same."

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Selflessness in the name of felines is most certainly an act of kindness that could land a person at the entrance to those pearly gates if they do so exist. And the kindness and selflessness of the woman that this story is about is certainly of that kind. For where some people might say that they will go to volunteer at a shelter, or heck even set up a shelter or rescue service, this woman said nuts to that I'm going for the whole enchilada.

So when she got her hands on her first ever house, which happened to come with 15 stray cats as standard, she felt it was only right to give them the space that they deserve, after all they came with the house. But as word got out, the need for her help grew and so did the space in her home for her rescued clouder of cats. Until one day, she herself had to move out to make even more room for her growing number of feline guests. What a purrecious soul she is.
 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

This whiskered tale is full of heartstrings and pawsitivity. Over six years ago, a scrappy little balcony bandit started showing up outside this couple's apartment. What began as the occasional food drop quickly turned into a full-on routine with daily meals, a cardboard bed, and eventually a deluxe cat condo. They even gave him a name. And let's face it, once you're naming a cat, you're owned.

When they moved within the same complex, the couple worried he wouldn't follow. But like any good feline GPS, he padded right back to their balcony, happily reclaiming his turf. For four years, he's been their unofficial third cat. Independent, elusive, and master of the midnight door-scratch.

Now, with another move looming, the claws are out on what to do next. One partner wants to scoop him up and bring him along, while the other worries he won't adapt and could wind up lost or worse. It's a classic case of cattitude vs. comfort zone. Whatever they decide, it's clear this balcony buddy has left permanent paw prints on their hearts.

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Fashion Advice, Fashionably Late

Sep. 21st, 2025 05:45 pm
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Customer: *Staring at her cart with a dreamy smile.* "Hmm… I don’t know if I want these. Or maybe these. What do you think? Do these jeans look better than the sweater?"
Me: *Polite smile, trying not to glance at the clock.* "They’re both nice, ma’am."
She keeps picking out items one by one, holding them up, waiting for my "fashion expertise." Meanwhile, her whole cart is sitting on my counter, half-scanned, half-ignored.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We don't think anyone can explain cat logic. Does cat logic even exist? Listen, it's weird thinking about how your cat can nap on your lap, curled up like a cinnamon roll, purring like a lawn mower, looking all snug and cute - and then not one minute passes and your cat is running on walls, parkouring over all your furniture, zooming all over the house like they're possessed by some feline demon. We cannot explain it, but cats will be cats, no matter what.

We bet that if you look at your cat at this very moment, you can see them doing a Very Cat™ activity that draws out a reaction from you ranging from "aww, what a cutie patootie" to "when did I agree to adopt a demon?". Both are valid responses to cats. We still love cats with all our hearts, and nothing will change that - just like nothing will change cats from being the most cat they can get.

And since cats are just the way they are, it's no wonder all their wonderful whisker-filled chaos is on display wherever we go - because they rule our lives, and they rule the internet. Cats are the undisputed monarchs of the online sphere, the kings and queens of internet comedy, the emperors of memes. Cat memes rule the internet, just as cats rule our lives.

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The Customer Is Never Right (Twice)

Sep. 21st, 2025 03:00 pm
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Comeuppance Just Desserts Getting What They Deserve

It’s a busy evening with lots of events in town, and we’re running reservations only. I’m about to finish my shift and hand things off to the junior managers when a woman rocks up to the door.
Woman: "Reservation for two, under [Name]."
I check the book. Nothing.

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Rum, Coke, And Regret

Sep. 21st, 2025 02:30 pm
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Many years ago, my family (myself, my two brothers, my sister, my sister-in-law, and my parents) went on vacation to Las Vegas. Everyone was very hyped up for it, except for me, as the youngest of the group; the story about being twenty in a city where you had to be twenty-one to do most anything, like be present in casinos, is a can of worms that need not be opened.
This is the story of how the trip ended.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Changes in cats' behavior are always something that you should take notice of. Is your adorable cat sleeping more than usual? Is your cat drinking enough or too much? Does your cat bite you more than before or differently than before? Changes like that can indicate all kinds of things, from potential health issues that your cat might have, to their emotional well-being, to their reactions to changes in their environment. Or, these changes indicate that the street cat you love is pregnant and is looking for a safe place to have her babies. 

You would be surprised how often than happens. Pregnant cats asking for help in one way or another. They can't say what they need, so they just show us. And if suddenly, they're hanging out with you more, showing you more affection and… are starting to look a little more plump than before, well, that might just mean that you're about to have a wiggly little loud little on your paws. 

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The Educator Needs Some Educating

Sep. 21st, 2025 01:30 pm
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Later in the evening, he glances at the pool table where a group of African American guys are playing.
Teacher: *Grumbling.* "Great. Look who’s hogging the table."

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When You Totally Clocked Out

Sep. 21st, 2025 01:00 pm
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I have a couple at my checkout. I'm scanning the items when the guy looks at his watch.
Guy: "Oh, my watch has stopped. I wonder when that happened."

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Sep. 21st, 2025 12:45 pm
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(The following takes place over group text with the rest of our family.) Sister: There should be a rule that all executives know how to type and put together proper English sentences before they get promoted past manager. Some of these people are embarrassing. Sister: I’m proud of my spelling, and it wasn’t auto correct. […]

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Nothing delights the internet quite like cats showing off their little teefies. Whether it's a majestic yawn, a mid-meow snapshot, or a silly blep, those tiny chompers never fail to steal the show. One second they look like fearsome lions, and the next they're gummy little goofballs flashing their pearly whites like it's picture day at the purrimary school.

Sometimes it's accidental comedy with cats caught mid-snooze with a fang sticking out, looking more like a cartoon villain than a cuddly companion. Other times, it's pure drama, with open-mouth hisses that scream "I'm ferocious!" but land closer to "I'm hangry, feed me now." And don't forget the classic blep, when just the tiniest tooth peeks out, turning your kitty into a certified heart-melter.

No matter how they show up, cat teef are endlessly funny and a little bit adorable. From fierce fang flashes to goofy bleps, those tiny toofers always make us laugh. It's just one more reason our feline friends keep us wrapped around their little paws.

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Cats have a sixth sense when it comes to one thing: the dreaded V-E-T. You can crinkle a treat bag or whisper "dinnertime" from three rooms away and they'll teleport instantly. But say "vet" too loudly, and suddenly you're chasing a furry Houdini who has vanished into thin air.

The drama usually starts with the carrier. To hoomans, it's a cozy plastic box. To cats, it's a purrsonal prison on wheels. One glance at it, and they're bolting under the bed, leaving only a tail tip exposed… as if that's fooling anyone. Once they're caught, the symphony of meows begins. Each yowl says something different: "How dare you," "I'm calling my lawyer," and "This is the end of our nine lives together."

At the clinic, the cattitude continues. They transform from cuddly companions into hissterical fluffballs, convinced the thermometer is a medieval torture device. And yet, after all the pawsic drama, they always forgive us, curling up later as if nothing happened. Because deep down, even the sassiest feline knows their hooman just wants them to stay pawsitively healthy.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Diets are the worst. That is a universal sentiment among everyone - humans and cats alike. And although we are avid supporters that cats are allowed to be chonky, at least to a certain degree, and that the more cat there is, the more cat there is to love, we also understand that some cats… are too chonky. And that means that it is time to face that dreadful thing known as a diet. 

Now, we understand that. We understand that it's time for our cat to dechonkify. But our cats don't get it. Our cats love food, and beautiful chonky cats like the ones who need diets love food more than most. So, it's hard for them to deal with it, just like it would be hard for us. But they have to. Unlike ourselves, they don't have a choice, not really. And so, they get hangry. And they exact their revenge in some of the most serious, consequential… and funniest ways possible. 

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Sep. 21st, 2025 11:45 am
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I work at Walmart. This story reminded me of one that happened over here: https://notalwaysright.com/supervision-is-a-parenting-staple/310156/ A little kid was running around the store like crazy near where I was restocking pasta sauce. She decided, at some point, to run full tilt into the support column. She hit the column with a very loud sound and […]

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Sep. 21st, 2025 11:00 am
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(I came out as transgender to my family.I was born a girl but I identify as male) Mom:I can’t believe it,I sewed all those dresses for nothing. Dad:Calm down sweetie.She’ll grow out of it in a short time. Grandpa:Can you two both come back to reality?Now you have two sons,big deal.You have living,healthy kids,enjoy them […]

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I work as Release Manager Engineering for an IT company, basically what I do is schedule firmware updates for the different products of the company. Last week we did a successful update for a client, and today I received an email, that went like this: Client: Hi, the update of the last product didn’t worked, […]

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