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I work in a second-hand store. Basically, everything in the store is donated to be sold to raise money to help those in need. We'll take most things, but sometimes we have to turn things away, like in this phone call:
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notalwaysright_feedRead This Kid Has Drive
My six-year-old son is autistic and loves buses. We're waiting for the bus to the hospital for a speech and language appointment when he suddenly states.
Son: "I want to drive the bus, mummy."
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Younger Man: *Calmly.* "It's really not seen as taboo anymore. It's basically wearable art. I can show you the piece I've designed with the artist."
Older Gentleman: "I don't care. I keep telling you, tattoos are classless and ridiculous. How will anybody take you seriously? You'll look like a thug!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Phone Plans Foiled His Plans
I log on to find three phone orders from the same client, all of which are for $0 phones on new two-year contracts. I pull up his file and see that he is currently on a two-year contract that he's only been on for a few months.
I figure this is possibly just him looking to add a few lines to his account (though in my experience, those chances were small).
icanhascheezburger_feedHappy Meownday, feline fam. We're writing about this post below to share some impawtant life lessons with you, but first, let's give you a little summary of what to expect.
A feline foster mom decided to look after her friends' cat for an indefinite amount of time. Weeks turned into months, and months turned into a year. She, of course, became purrfectly bonded with the cute kitty. But then, when they came back, they expected her to return the cat to them, even though she already felt like the cat was hers.
This is the first life lesson that we hope to impart to you: cat ownership is not based on emeowtions. Just because she cared for the cat, and even paid for expenses, the cat had a microchip with her friends' names on it, and they have documentation of ownership. This is all that matters. If they have a microchip, they legally belong to someone else… even if you rescued them off the street. Scroll down to read how an unfortunate miscommunication forced her to give back the cat she fell in love with below.
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icanhascheezburger_feedNot all kittens are born the same, and nature can be a little harsh towards the ones born a little worse for wear. That is where we come in. When we see a kitten in need of help, it is our duty, as cat people, to do whatever we can to help it. Sometimes, it's our role to adopt the kitten and give it a second chance at life. Sometimes, it's about finding the kitten's momma. And other times, when the momma is not around and the kitten is still at a stage where a mother is necessary, it's about finding the purrfect foster mom.
And that is exactly what Purrsephone is. This adorable cat momma not only just had three of her own little wiggly babies, but when she was presented with a kitten who needed her help, she did not hesitate. She adopted the kitten as if it was her own - and the kitten… seems completely at home.
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icanhascheezburger_feedWe don't know if you have noticed but uhh… the world is kind of on fire right now. Every day, we look up and something else has happened. Always something dramatic, always something that stresses us out that we wish we could simply ignore. And although no, we can't ignore the world forever, we do think that it is healthy to sometimes, for even five minutes, take a break from the madness and simply enjoy some wholesome cat memes.
It really is that simple sometimes. Take five minutes, scroll through some heartwarming cat memes, and suddenly, the burning fire will not feel quite so hot, at least for a while. That's all that we ask for. And that is all that we are about to bring you - some pawsitive cat memes. You would be surprised the difference that it makes to spend a couple minutes on yourself and your mental health first thing on Monday morning.
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icanhascheezburger_feedAnyone who always keeps an eye out for stray cats in need of a home understands how challenging it can be to distinguish between a stray cat and an outdoor cat with owners. While it can be easy to do so if a cat is sporting a fashionable collar, cats are also known to be ungovernable little hooligans who are not above removing their collars the second they get the chance.
So the question remains–how do you know if the friendly cat you keep seeing around your neighborhood already has someone who looks after it?
Unfortunately, there is no straight answer to this question, so you have to live and learn, usually through trial and error. Knock on doors asking if anyone owns the fur ball currently out and about, take the feisty feline to the vet to check for a microchip, or even take the cat in and see if anyone comes to look for it.
If no one claims it, then you can move on with your plans to adopt the hissterical cat, which is exactly what the lovely resident did with her pregnant neighborhood cat and her six little kittens!
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notalwaysright_feed(My family and I are taking a car trip to Greenville when a Fiona Apple song comes on the radio.) Song: “I’ve been a bad, bad, girl…” Brother: *from the third row, in an extremely sultry voice* “Mmm, spank me, Daddy.” (Everyone in the car cracks up. My dad turns around and glares at my […]
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One day, the fire alarm went off. No warning, it just started howling. I'm the designated fire safety guy on our staff, and I have drilled the students (and staff) to exit calmly whenever this happens, using THE NEAREST EXIT. This is important, otherwise we end up having 350 people all trying to leave by the main exit, which will increase the time it takes for everybody to exit the building, up to fifteen minutes instead of less than two.
notalwaysright_feedMy husband’s siblings are not the most in-shape people out there. Their parents are from the mid-west so they are really picky eaters, preferring greasy fast food over more “exotic” foods like apple cider and artichokes. Their roommate, who is a health nut, is trying to expand their pallet but that is a story for […]
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The next significant concern is the check-in process. You are asked to type your full name on a touchscreen. You are given a full, large-print QWERTY keyboard to touch on the screen.
This is a confusing process for many. One person shouts letters at the screen. Another believes some letters of the alphabet are missing. Some touch too lightly, while my mother presses too hard, spelling her name with an enthusiastic EEEEEEEEEEEEEE. The space bar exists, but no one can find it.
notalwaysright_feedRead When The Customer Is A Complete Nothingburger
Customer: "Oi. Got anything like a burger?"
Me: "We’ve got crispy aromatic duck or barbecue pork. Closest we’ve got to a burger is a pork bun. No fries."
Customer: "That’s mad. What kind of restaurant doesn’t have a burger?"
Me: "A Chinese one. At five in the morning."
icanhascheezburger_feedSome cats truly wear their hearts on their sleeve. Literally. These adorable fluffballs have heart-shaped markings that say, "Yes, I'm full of love." Whether it's a perfect little heart on their side, a tiny one on their nose, or a tail that curls just right into a love shape, these cats were clearly made to melt hearts.
They strut around like walking Valentine's cards, offering purrs instead of poems and head boops instead of roses. You don't need to swipe right, just shake a treat bag and they're all yours. It's no surprise that cats with heart markings are known for having a little extra charm. (Not scientifically proven, but we're emotionally convinced.)
Sure, they might still knock a glass off the table or meow at 3 a.m., but when their fur says "I love you," it's hard to stay mad. These lovable little furballs are proof that love isn't just in the air. It's on the sofa, the windowsill, and occasionally on top of your clean laundry. Pawsitively purrfect and full of love to give!
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