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notalwaysright_feedA public service announcement from your local public librarian: This is for teachers who bring their classes into the library for school visits. This does not absolve you from the responsibility of watching your students. In fact, watch them even closer! So recently, we had a class come to our branch library on a Tuesday […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Number Two Combo
A car pulls up to the menu screen at our drive-thru a few feet in front of our store. I give them a few seconds to look at the menu, and then I ask through the speaker:
Me: "Hi, are you ready to order?"
Customer: "In a minute, I'm just going to the bathroom."
Read Number Two Combo
icanhascheezburger_feedThe Cat Distribution System might know which human to bestow a kitten in need upon, but it seems like the system might not account for where they're placing the cats…
If you live in an apartment building, especially in a cityscape, you have probably heard a critter or two inside your walls. It's honestly inevitable. Pests know just where to go to keep warm once the weather starts getting chilly, and will stay put if they realize you leave your loaf of bread out on the counter overnight. Can you truly blame them? Heck, I'd do the same thing!
We're not talking about a creepy critter in the story below, however. A human heard noise coming from the walls in their apartment and had professionals come in to investigate what the noise might be. Lo and behold, a kitten around only four weeks old was stuck in the wall!
The photo of the kitten caught red-pawed is pawssibly one of the cutest kitten pics I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them. They managed to coax the kitty out with some wet food, then he was taken to the vet so he could be taken care of by the cat doctors. One minute, you're confused and stuck in a wall, and the next, you have multiple humans peering at you like you're a winning lottery ticket. This kitten hit the jackpot.
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October 17th, 2025: Today I fly back from Paris! So far I can say it IS indeed a pretty good town. That's right: I said it. I am prepared to go on the record with the sentiment that Paris is "pretty good". CANCEL ME IF YOU MUST – Ryan | ||
notalwaysright_feedRead Gatekeepers Trying To Swim Upstream-ing
New Customer: "Hey, I'm looking for [Album] by [Artist]."
Me: "I think we've got a few left; let me look."
Regular: *Overhearing.* "Ugh, another young s*** who's just listening to whatever they hear in a YouTube video."
notalwaysright_feedRead The Fault Line Supersedes The Phone Line
Me: "Sorry, sir, there's an earthquake."
Caller: "Really? I don't feel anything."
Me: "I'm in the Philippines, sir. I doubt you'd feel it in the USA. I will need to evacuate now, but I will call you back when normal service is restored."
notalwaysright_feedRead The People Who Make Customer Service Decisions Never See The Customers
Customer: "Do you have this in stock?"
Me: "Sorry, we don't keep those in store, but I can put one on the transfer from our location in Edmonton that's coming in a few days."
Customer: "I always need this. Why don't you stock them?"
Read The People Who Make Customer Service Decisions Never See The Customers
icanhascheezburger_feedOne minute, you think you're taking a nice evening walk in the early days of autumn alone, and the next, you're bringing a foliage-colored feline home with you! It looks like Christmas came early for the cat lovers in the story you'll be reading below.
In October, the ground is painted with crunchy leaves that possess golden hues of yellows, oranges, and reds. These leaves already cover a large portion of the ground we walk on and are tricky to maneuver as is, but in the dark, you never know what may lie beneath the leaves' surface. A cute creature; a kitten, perhaps?
The human who found the cute calico kitten featured in the next story nearly stepped on her until she realized that her eyes deceived her: A furry feline was cozied up in a pile of leaves! Like clockwork, the human brings this kitty home and introduces her to the other human in the house, her father. Now, the rescued calico, who is now named "Tori", has three new feline friends and two humans to call her family. Scroll below to read the full story about Tori and then, to the end, to watch an adorable video of her kneading, scratching, and following her new human around.
notalwaysright_feedRead It Takes A Village To Raise A Child, And A Child To Make A Village
New Hire: *Innocently.* "—Why did they leave a boy behind?"
Me: "Again, it's not a specific legend. But the practical answer to your question would be so that the tribe could continue."
New Hire: "Why didn't the boy just go and die too? The women can keep the tribe alive."
Read It Takes A Village To Raise A Child, And A Child To Make A Village
notalwaysright_feedRead Brain Freeze Even When Heated
Friend: "Is your soup still too hot, sir?
Mr. Chicken Soup: "Yeah, but it's okay. I'll just wait for it to cool down more."
Friend: "Are you certain there isn't anything else I can get for you?"
notalwaysright_feedRead We Can’t Pretend, That Felt Good To Say
When I was working in this company, I had a colleague who suffered from very heavy PMS. Every other month, she would have to take sick leave during those days because she wasn't even able to stand.
Our (male) boss, though acting supportive and understanding in her face, would always turn to macho and dismissive talk when alone with other males, spouting the usual nonsense about weak women, convenient days off, and so on.
notalwaysright_feedRead When Tech Support Needs Moral Support
Customer: "I need help with this thing!"
Me: "Of course, sir, what is the issue you're having?"
Customer: "The stupid [Dating App] is showing me all the Black and Oriental women and I only want to see the White women!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Named And Shamed, Part 11
Me: "Hi, I'm calling about my request to change my IC name."
Tech Support: "Yes, we closed that ticket. If we allowed one person to change it, then we'd have to do it for everyone, so you can understand—"
Me: "—I think I qualify as a special case."
Tech Support: "That's what everyone says, but—"
Me: "—Please, just look up my account. I'll wait."
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Customer #2: "No, no, no! These are [Brand] oranges, not the store brand! Weigh them at the correct price!"
Trainee: "I apologize, I didn't see those labels. The price is now correct."
Customer #2: "Jesus! Can't you read? I know you don't have to have a lot of brains to be doing this job, but you totally suck!"
Trainee: *Near tears.* "Do… do you have any coupons you'd like me to process before payment?"
Customer #2: "Just take my f****** money! You've already wasted enough of my time."
icanhascheezburger_feedThere's nothing quite as heart-melting as newborn kittens, also known as mewborns. Tiny, squeaky, and softer than a dream, these little bundles of fluff seem to be made of pure happiness. With eyes still closed and legs that wobble like jelly, they spend their first days learning how to crawl, cuddle, and call out for mom. Every mew is a melody, every stretch a masterpiece of cuteness that could melt anyone's heart.
Each mewborn is a tiny wonder of life. Their miniature noses twitch at the faintest scent, their soft whiskers tremble, and their little toe beans look like they were dipped in pastel paint. They sleep in sweet piles of fur, purring quietly as they dream their first tiny kitten dreams. Even their clumsy attempts to find their mom or snuggle a sibling are enough to make anyone smile.
Before long, these tiny mewborns will grow into curious little explorers with big personalities and even bigger purrs. For now, though, life is all about warmth, naps, and staying close to mom. Sometimes happiness really is just a handful of purrs and tiny paws.
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icanhascheezburger_feedSometimes love blooms in the most unexpected places… like a botanical garden. This kind soul met a stray cat among the flowers, and what started as a casual meowment quickly turned into a heartfelt mission. The abandoned cat, once left behind by her previous owner, had been surviving on her own, but this hooman couldn't just leaf her there. Soon came daily visits, gentle care, and plates of wet food served with love.
Armed with leftover wood, straw, and plenty of compassion, they built a cozy shelter in the garden to keep her safe and warm through the winter. Even the caretakers approved, touched by the effort to give the little wanderer a place to call home.
Now, with a carrier waiting by the door and soft blankets ready, this rescuer isn't just helping a stray. They're preparing for a furever friendship. Sometimes fate picks the purrfect place for two souls to meet, and this garden story might just blossom into a lifelong love, one gentle paw at a time.
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icanhascheezburger_feedCats, once wild creatures that would hunt all manner of birds and rodents, have nowadays become the fanciest and most pampered of pets in the homes of hoomans. More so even than micro breeds that hoomans pay hundreds, if not thousands of, dollars for.
And while most people do not believe that cats have got it made in the shade, us cat lovers know exactly the extent to which these cute cattos can get their way when it comes to us hoomans. And in no other field is it more evident than when it comes to a cat child's favorite treats, which of course are not actually cat treats (that would be far too basic), we are talking hooman food, and at that, fancy hooman food. So stick around and get ready to tuck in to this tasty list of pampered purr-machines.
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