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notalwaysright_feedRead I Think, Therefore I Squat
My gym has one squat rack. I reach it at the same time as another guy.
Guy: "We can alternate sets?"
Seems fair, so we start. I realise what was initially a kind gesture was just a way for him to entrap me into his motivational personal training.
Guy: "The squat is the foundation of physicality. You descend into your fears and then rise with purpose."
icanhascheezburger_feedAnother weekend is coming to a close, and goodness, we are so not ready yet. That's fine though. There's still time. We have an entire Sunday ahead of us to focus on the things that matter. And the things that matter… are not being productive, are not spending time with friends and family, are not going out and working out. No, that is all secondary to the things that matter most to our mental health, and those things include a whole lot of cat memes.
That is why every single week, we bring you a brand new collection of not just any funny cat memes, but the best cat posts and memes and stories straight from the depths of Twitter. It's a good thing that it takes only a couple minutes to go through a list like this, honestly. That way, once we have the things that actually matter out of the way, we can focus on all those secondary things. Or, we could just look at even more cat memes instead.
notalwaysright_feedRead Noise Pollution Meets Noise Delusion
I work in a high-end theater with an IMAX. An older couple comes to the customer service counter with their teenage grandkids. One of them is holding up a phone with an app that measures decibels.
Customer: "The volume is too high. We’re going to be deaf!"
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notalwaysright_feedRead Was That… A Joke?!
In the 1980s, when I first got a job out of college, I didn't have a regular doctor or dentist. My mother worked as a receptionist/secretary for a dentist in the city, so she just fit me into his scheduled appointments.
Read Was That… A Joke?!
notalwaysright_feed(I work for a particularly well known, ultra-low cost Irish airline. When I tell you the very obvious bias one encounters being an employee for this airline at this particular airport, I mean absolutely you experience it from the ground staff to even the passengers. Yep, despite how this airline carries the majority airline at […]
notalwaysright_feedI’m gay, but due to growing up in a conservative area I was semi-closeted during high school. My fellow high school students were generally okay with my sexuality and it wasn’t too big a deal for most of them, but the reactions of the older generation was noticeable worse; and well lets just say recent […]
notalwaysright_feedRead The Entitlement Is Thickening
Customer: "My granddaughter’s sundae was too thick! She refuses to eat it! I deserve a refund!"
Me: "Sales are nonrefundable."
She gets in front of the very long line of customers and orders me to get my manager. I gladly did so.
notalwaysright_feedAt the end of a performance I recently attended I went looking for the merch tables. Well, it turned out it was one long table and two very busy sellers. There were about five people waiting at the table and others behind them. They weren’t perfect lines but it wasn’t a big area and there […]
icanhascheezburger_feedAs the cold weather begins to roll in, cats everywhere seem to know it's time for a wardrobe change. Suddenly, the sunlight isn't quite as warm, the floors feel a bit too chilly, and a cozy spot becomes more valuable than catnip. That's when the sweaters come out. The tiny knits, the fleece pullovers, and the hilariously puffy jackets that turn even the most serious cats into soft, fashionable marshmallows.
Some cats embrace their winter attire with pride, strutting around like runway models in miniature wool. Others sit perfectly still, unsure how they ended up wearing a snowflake-patterned sweater but secretly enjoying how warm it feels. And then there are the dramatic types, flopping over like they've lost the ability to walk the moment a hood touches their head.
But whether they love their outfits or simply accept them for the sake of warmth, there's something undeniably wholesome about cats bundled up against the cold. Tiny scarves, little socks, and sleepy eyes peeking out from cozy layers remind us that winter is better when we're wrapped up, snug, and surrounded by comfort.
icanhascheezburger_feedWe've all had our ups and downs with the year. No matter where you are in the world, what you do, or what your life looks like, you're probably happy this year is wrapping up and that there's a new one awaiting you. A whole new set of prospects, goals, expectations, and experiences to have in the coming year, and to put this one away. We can all agree that the end of the year is a gift, and that we all need a little extra boost of wholesome, heart-melting cat memes to get through it.
From using your cat as an emotional support, to using AI as your phantom boyfriend or girlfriend, we all have our own ways of self soothing. Cat memes are the perfect way to self sooth, especially ones that tie the year up so perfectly in a pretty bow. What truly elevates these particular memes, though, is the sense of connection running through them. You can feel the affection radiating out of every post. These aren't just pictures — they're moments of real companionship turned into universal internet joy. They remind us how grounding it is to love something small and furry and unpredictable. They remind us of the comfort of being greeted at the door, of lazy mornings with warm paws tucked against you, of the gentle slam of a cat deciding your laptop is now its bed.
icanhascheezburger_feedLosing one of our cats is one of our worst fears. You try to be super-duper careful, leave no doors or windows open, inform visitors of the flight risks, and yet, accidents happen. A door closed, but not all the way, or a stray window left cracked open, and out they go to explore the big, bad world. They don't know how dangerous it is, but we do. So you search, you shake treat bags, you leave your clothes out so they can find you by smell, and you wait. You wait until you can't anymore.
The couple below had given up hope after the very thing happened to them. Their cat jumped off their balcony and decided to go on an adventure. They didn't find their cat for weeks. Until a man found a scared, but well-groomed cat in his workplace weeks later. He took a picture of the cat, reverse-image-searched for it (isn't technology today just so cool??), and found their 'missing cat' posters. He called them to inform them he found their cat, and they were both relieved and shocked. The relief is obvious, but they were shocked to learn that their cat was found 90km, or around 56 miles, away from their house.
They still have no idea how the cat got so far away, but they do know that him being found and returned to them was a complete and total meowracle. Read more of their rescue story below!
notalwaysright_feedThere’s a riverside art festival at Minneapolis Minnesota that I’m visiting. I’m at a booth with a bunch of drawings that imitate early sci-fi pulp fiction with US presidents, and Barbie’s, and other such things. So for example Harry S Truman fighting against werewolves, or Rosevelt piloting a steampunk wheelchair fighting against aliens. I’m visiting […]
notalwaysright_feedRead The Gift Card That Keeps On Screaming
Customer: "You're just trying to stall so that I give up! You can't do that!"
Me: "I'm not, sir, I am simply—"
Customer: "—This is a breach of contract! This is fraudulent!"
notalwaysright_feedWhen my younger brother and I were young (think 11 years old for me and 8 for my brother), my Dad brought home a book that gave the meaning of names. Names ending in “-el” are from Hebrew and have a reference to God. Think Nathaniel, Gabriel, Samuel, and so on. Nathaniel means “God has […]
notalwaysright_feedRead We Hope Those Feet Soaked Nicely Before They Ended Up In Their Mouth
Customer: "Don't you people speak English?! I said I'm in a hurry! My time is valuable! I make so much an hour, and you’re wasting my time and costing me money!"
I'm on a work call and have to mute my mic because she’s so loud.
Read We Hope Those Feet Soaked Nicely Before They Ended Up In Their Mouth
icanhascheezburger_feedSome humans can bond with a cat almost instantly. For most of us, all it takes is a well-timed purr, a twitching floofy tail, and an adorable little meow to melt our hearts like butter. A local animal lover in this next story never imagined they would be a kitten-guy, but after discovering a sweet, soot-colored fluffball under his porch, he had no choice but to take the kitty in.
With other pets in the house scorning the feline's rampant energy, the man reluctantly fell head over heels for the kitten, teaching it to use the litter box, climb the cat tree, and be a polite house cat. All was gravy until he realized that his neighbor had lost a kitten that looked suspiciously like the one he had found outside. After 3 weeks, and with a heavy heart, he returned the kitten to their rightful owners. Not only was the grey kitten a civilized gentleman, but the animal lover was furrever touched by the feline soul next door.
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